A friend’s “too” offensive bar team slogan.
(I actually think it’s super catchy.)
Assignment: A Web page with, for now, your final project description (a short text) on it. This is part of your final project. The page will eventually contain the text of your project and/or documentation of it.
I haven’t fully decided what the best way to present my final project yet, or if there will even be a web component of it besides this mention. I may, due to time restraints, just create the hard copy for this class, and then eventually feed it online. Or, I may just release the .pdf on my blog. I figured to fulfill this assignment for now, I’d just blog about it. The idea behind my final project for an Experimental Writing class is to take source text from political documents or propaganda, particularly the US Constitution and rewrite the text to reflect the style and voice of Sockington the cat. The underlying intention of this piece is to cause the reader to rethink documents like the Constitution, and why such longstanding documents are so difficult to interpret.
Here’s a sample for those curious:
COME MY MINIONS yes, you only count as 3/5 a person for the sakes of taxes and representatives DEPENDING ON YOUR SKIN AND STATE.
MY ARMY will be recounted within 3 years of the formation of the UNITED SOCKINGTON NATION and then again every 10 years.
shh representatives of this nation cannot exceed one for every thirty-thousand minions BUT EVERY state will have at least ONE representative, YES I’M GENEROUS.
Compare it to the source text:
Representatives and direct Taxes shall be apportioned among the several States which may be included within this Union, according to their respective Numbers, which shall be determined by adding to the whole Number of free Persons, including those bound to Service for a Term of Years, and excluding Indians not taxed, three fifths of all other Persons. The actual Enumeration shall be made within three Years after the first Meeting of the Congress of the United States, and within every subsequent Term of ten Years, in such Manner as they shall by Law direct. The Number of Representatives shall not exceed one for every thirty Thousand, but each State shall have at Least one Representative; and until such enumeration shall be made, the State of New Hampshire shall be entitled to chuse three, Massachusetts eight, Rhode-Island and Providence Plantations one, Connecticut five, New-York six, New Jersey four, Pennsylvania eight, Delaware one, Maryland six, Virginia ten, North Carolina five, South Carolina five, and Georgia three.
In spite of all the missed predictions, there were at least two people who understood the pill’s revolutionary potential from the beginning: Margaret Sanger, who had first imagined a contraceptive pill in 1912, and Katharine McCormick, a wealthy feminist — both elderly women who had been advocates for women’s rights since the early 20th century, and who teamed up in the 1950s to bring the pill project to fruition. Sanger and McCormick financed the research and found the scientists to conduct it.
Sanger and McCormick anticipated how the pill would be a tool for women’s emancipation. And, indeed, the minute the F.D.A. announced it would be approved, millions of women rushed to their doctors for prescriptions. They would use the pill to gain control of not only their fertility, but also their lives. They could decide whether to have children, and when. They could take advantage of new opportunities for education, work and participation in public life that opened up in the years following the pill’s approval.
Today, women no longer need to choose between having a family and a career. At the pill’s 50th anniversary, that alone is well worth celebrating.
Op-Ed Contributor - Promises the Pill Could Never Keep - NYTimes.com (via miraonthewall)
Christina Hendrix, Esquire
via jesuismilena: Guys, take Christina Hendricks’s advice. She knows what she’s talking about.
This is such a true statement: Johnnie Walker black label is the safe way to go, but I still can’t stomach the taste of scotch.
In my haste to find bus tickets, I thought Bolt Bus had a bus going from NY to Boston at 8:30pm and I bought it instantly because I really needed to leave. Then I actually looked at the ticket. Boston to NY. Non-refundable. No buses available after 4pm going from NY to Boston. Fuck.
It was only $15, but wasted money of any amount still makes me cringe/cry on the inside.
I did that once. Call them and explain the situation, usually they’ll give you a free voucher or something. I know their policy says “no refunds,” but I’ve found that talking to a real person is usually successful.
I did that once buying tickets for a friend who was coming to visit me from NYC to Boston. I purchased Boston to NYC because I’m used to booking tickets for myself. He called and lied to the agency claiming I was his girlfriend and super excited to see him that I messed up booking the tickets. They thought it was sweet and changed his ticket for free.
Caught in the act. No one ever believes me when I claim Duke will sometimes roll around and even attempt to nap in his litterbox when it has been freshly cleaned.
“You can do semi-legal drugs. Marijuana, for example, is decriminalized in Massachusetts, but if you get caught smoking on campus, you’ll still have to deal with the Ad Board (conversely, you could just transfer to MIT, which has turned a blind eye to dorm room LSD production in the past).”Ugh, I’d written a huge response to this but accidentally deleted it or something. Anyway… The LSD being made in a dorm room thing is probably more of a rumor than anything else. I’ve tried looking up actual information on this event— which, allegedly, ended up in an FBI bust, go figure, that lets you know the extent to which this is probably shit— and nothing came up. The rumor dates back to the 60s-70s, which is too far back for it to be relevant to your article because the fact that it *might have in some alternate universe* happened at some point does not mean the admins right now will let it slide. MIT admins are lenient when it comes to some things, but wouldn’t let drug production on campus slide. Imagine the shitstorm that would be if the media found out about it— and they would, given that they hover around campus all the fucking time. Take it as someone who knows people who do drugs: If people at MIT were able to make it, I’d probably have heard about it. Kids at MIT get their drugs elsewhere, usually sketchy alums.
In short, please inform yourself a bit better before making a statement like that that makes not only MIT admins look like they don’t do their job, but it also makes us MIT students as druggies so hardcore that we DIY. Fuck, I wouldn’t have expected that comment from someone who comes across as intelligent as you.
The LSD production involved only one person*, and during that era, MIT was under a completely different administration. I’d also like to point out if this did indeed happened it occurred in an era where LSD was more socially acceptable and the side-effects not as understood.
On a different note, I’d like to point out the case of Ryan Davis. This was a suicide that has been overlooked in recent years, but MIT asked/pressured/forced him to take a leave when some toxic gases were being admitted from his drug production. They also found other elicit substances on him and actually pressed serious criminal charges. This clearly illustrates that yes, even in recent years, there’s the occasional student who deals with DIY drugs, but if they’re caught, MIT is more than serious about the repercussions. However, while I understand why MIT handled that case the way they did, I’m still disgusted at their ability to turn their backs on students when it isn’t in their public interest to associate with them. While yes, producing drugs is a serious problem, the Institute helped facilitate a position where a student felt like he had no other option but to take his own life. If you want to talk about a gross irresponsibility of the MIT administration, it’s the suicide rate. But, please, only talk about it if you have knowledge of the previous suicides and the facts surrounding them. Do people even remember the names or the stories of the kids who have killed themselves in the recent years? We’re at roughly one suicide a year. That’s a statistic that shouldn’t exist. Also, a lot of times, the administrators could have prevented it.
I don’t believe Lena’s comment was intended to make MIT students appear like druggies that are so hardcore we do-it-ourselves. I think such a deduction from her original statement is misplaced offense. Either way, though, MIT does not turn the blind-eye (if you’re caught) to drug production, drug dealing, or anything that might harm their public image.
*I stand corrected from my old EIC on this being just “folklore.” An excerpt from the old housemaster’s memoir confirms this was indeed a real incident, which only makes you wonder more about how MIT has handled recent cases and how they would’ve handled that case if they had caught the student.
So like, for my urban design & development class, we had to write about Central Square. I usually think Central == Sketchy, but like when Sam and I went for the sole purpose of like just being there (and then tangentially trying to get a penis-shaped ice luge, which incidentally Hubba Bubba does not carry anymore (“I thought they’d sell really well, what with all the colleges nearby, but nah. Not gonna stock them again. Sorry, kids.” said the woman who runs the store (okay, maybe that wasn’t verbatim what she said, but close enough)), I really started to think of the place differently. I mean look at Modica Way. It’s beautiful. And repainted every so often.
I used to think Central Square was super sketchy, but then I moved there. I love living here. What isn’t acknowledged or praised enough is how many traffic calming techniques are employed in Central versus any other “big” city neighborhood. It’s not the best place to drive through as a result, but it really facilitates a healthy lifestyle by considering pedestrians (and bikers!) It’s a beautiful colorful walk, and while I don’t like certain areas at night, I definitely appreciate the neighborhood during the daytime. And, there are so many good restaurants!
Now, I’m just trying to get over my fear of other neighborhoods that aren’t really that sketchy, but it’s just the media’s portrayal of the area.
Spring Break is coming up, and I totally forgot about this discount when booking my tickets today. I’ve only recently started taking JetBlue because it doesn’t service my little hometown in West Virginia. However, it goes to most major cities and is usually the most cost-effective option.
Movie of the night: 9
Is it bad that while I watched this all I kept thinking of was MIT major numbers?
*Spoilers if you actually know MIT major numbers*
Brain and Cog (BC) runs around and meets Mech E who is all old but wanting to fix the world. BC meets Chemistry (who has only one eye, quite fitting really) who takes BC to meet Civil Eng (who is old, stubborn and outdated). Civil Eng. relies on Physics as a crutch to keep order. Biology comes out of nowhere (is the only woman doll, big surprise right?) and suddnely BC and Bio are best buds. Mech E dies because BC goes and conducts an experiment without thinking things through.Dick move BC.
This really all goes on for a while but at the end of the day, Brain and Cog and Bio save us all. Oh and they get chemistry, physics, civil eng., mech e and computer science killed. Bastards.
I was so disappointed by this movie, but I have to admit thinking about it in terms of Courses makes me smile.